Let's face it,
sometimes the coolest guys
just don't know what to say!
Tuxedo mask is a hottie, I'm sure no one will deny that.
However, dispite his
charm and classic good looks,
he is lacking in one department--speechmaking.
I don't know about you,
but when
I hear some of the things he has to say, especially to the negaverse, I want to cringe.
Here are just a few examples of
what I'm talking about.
A Moon Star Is Born
I am Tuxedo Mask.
Sailor Moon, look into your heart and find the warrior within.
It
is your destiny
You have done well, Sailor Moon,
and now Mollys mother and all the other women are
free. Others will test you, do not be afraid.
I will fight with you.
Talk Radio
Dont give in to him, Sailor Moon!
Fight To the Finish
You use your magic powers only for evil, Jedite.
Big mistake.
Mollys Folly
You really get a buzz out of picking on kids,
dont you, Neflite?
How about a
real fight?
Grandpas Follies
Dont you ever stay to fight your own battles, Zoycite?
Tuxedo Melvin
Youre not getting away with that crystal, Zoycite!
You did really well against that
Negamonster
But you should have watched that crystal.
Now it means I have to get five of them back from those creeps.
And I will get them.
The Imperium Silver Crystal will be mine.
Sailor V Makes the Scene
Ive got to find Sailor Moon.
I know shes in danger, I can feel it.
I may be
too lateBetter be careful, Tux.
Somebody got her up there. Lets go!
Its alright now. Were safe. Youll be okaySailor
Moon, why?!
How could I have been so stupid?
Ill never surrender! Let them go, Ill give you the crystals!
Emerald Takes Over
Dont you know its rude to spy on others?
"You use sweets to make decay,
when
really they're meant to make people happy.
You tainted all of their sweet moments instead,
didn't you?"
"Sweets
can be used to melt troubles away for awhile,
but there are also times when sweets can melt themselves."
No Thanks, Nurse Venus!
A hospital is a shelter for people who are sick and need help.
You abuse its nurturing
purposes to assist you in your evil ways instead.
Smart Payoff
Shame on you, Mistrust.
Your lies and deceits have finally caught up with you.
Calling
an innocent girl a cheater, and turning friends against each other.
Your evil games are coming to an end.
Nicely
done, Sailor Scouts.
Once again, now the Negamoons been busted.
Who would have thought friendship was such a strong
weapon?
Legend Of The Negamoon
Only an evil coward would need to rely on the use of hypnotic powers
to win girls
over against their will.
Youre disgusting.
Birth Of Wicked Lady
Be careful what you wish for.
Do you really think things will be better off if you
destroy Earth?
"Don't be seduced by his lies,
he's filling you with hate!"
"Rini, you're not yourself,
you're
possessed by an evil energy.
You've got to fight it! Now wake up!"
There are many, many more lines I'd like to add,
but for now they will have to
wait.
A special thanks goes out to one of my dearest friends,
Uniprotector, for helping me gather these lines.
Her
dedication to Tuxedo Mask,
the ultimate example of animated perfection,
and to The Cosmic Vortex, is well noted.
